janvier 2010
clientsfromhell:
Client: “That font right there! It’s clean yet edgy. There’s no WAY I’ve seen that font before, I would’ve remembered! What font is that?”
Me: “Arial.”
clientsfromhell:
After having delivered an eCommerce site to a client, he called me on the phone, explaining that he had experienced some problems ordering products. While on the phone, I explained to him that I would do a test order to see if I could reconstruct the problem he experienced. The ordering went fine, but suddenly he says
Client: “Wow, I got an order from you here. You want that...
“Can we pay for the logo in installments, or even better can I pay you in Salad.”
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clientsfromhell:
Client: “I have a great idea, and I’d like to bring you on board as a partner.”
Me: “Go on..”
Client: “It’s great. I want to recreate Google, but make it better.”
Me: “How?”
Client: “Well that’s where your expertise comes in.”
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“Here, I really like Apple’s logo, so I’ve taken their logo and put our name...”
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“I need 365 all-new, original ‘Far-Side’-esque cartoons for a daily calendar. I...”
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